Volume 24 Issue 2 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Wed, 16 Jan 2019 01:06:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 24 Issue 2 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Biologist Lands Terrible Job, Still Relieved He’s Not an Artist https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/biologist-lands-terrible-job-still-relieved-hes-not-an-artist/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:57:31 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1430 Ghost of John Muir Spotted on Campus, Seen Hoarding Beef Jerky https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/ghost-of-john-muir-spotted-on-campus-seen-hoarding-beef-jerky/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:55:08 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1428 Scientists Cure Cancer, Can’t Cure Media’s Obsession with Latest Trump Tweet https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/scientists-cure-cancer-cant-cure-medias-obsession-with-latest-trump-tweet/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:51:32 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1426 Manic Pixie Dream Girl Chosen to Be New Movie Lead https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/manic-pixie-dream-girl-chosen-to-be-new-movie-lead/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:48:20 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1424 Local Student Throws Trash in Recycling Bin, Fixes Society https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/local-student-throws-trash-in-recycling-bin-fixes-society/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:45:01 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1422 “Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It” Policy Imprisons Hundreds of DEA Officers https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/whoever-smelt-it-dealt-it-policy-imprisons-hundreds-of-dea-officers/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:41:57 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1420 Poll Reveals Gun Rights Rank Above Rights to Life, Liberty, Happiness https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/poll-reveals-gun-rights-rank-above-rights-to-life-liberty-happiness/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:39:14 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1418 Point/Counter Point https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/point-counter-point-3/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:37:49 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1415 New Tweet Character Limit Finally Allows Donald Trump to Be Eloquent World Leader https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/new-tweet-character-limit-finally-allows-donald-trump-to-be-eloquent-world-leader/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:27:14 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1413 Third Year Student Excited to Live off Campus, Drives 30 Minutes to Pines Each Night https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/third-year-student-excited-to-live-off-campus-drives-30-minutes-to-pines-each-night/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:24:29 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1411