Volume 22 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Sun, 03 Feb 2019 05:13:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 22 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Literature Building Scheduled for Demolition: Deemed Definitely Maybe Irrelevant https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/literature-building-scheduled-for-demolition-deemed-definitely-maybe-irrelevant/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/literature-building-scheduled-for-demolition-deemed-definitely-maybe-irrelevant/#respond Thu, 02 Jun 2016 13:38:17 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2719 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/literature-building-scheduled-for-demolition-deemed-definitely-maybe-irrelevant/feed/ 0 New Study Finds 12 Percent of Millennials https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/new-study-finds-12-percent-of-millennials/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/new-study-finds-12-percent-of-millennials/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 16:02:58 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2747 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/new-study-finds-12-percent-of-millennials/feed/ 0 Therapy Fluffies Wait Time Over Four Weeks https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/therapy-fluffies-wait-time-over-four-weeks/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/therapy-fluffies-wait-time-over-four-weeks/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 15:59:46 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2745 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/therapy-fluffies-wait-time-over-four-weeks/feed/ 0 Arizona Teen Announces Readiness to Go “Full Emo” If Stepfather’s Sanctions Continue https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/arizona-teen-announces-readiness-to-go-full-emo-if-stepfathers-sanctions-continue/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/arizona-teen-announces-readiness-to-go-full-emo-if-stepfathers-sanctions-continue/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 15:56:52 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2743 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/arizona-teen-announces-readiness-to-go-full-emo-if-stepfathers-sanctions-continue/feed/ 0 Turkish Comic Jailed for Calling President Erdogan’s Hairline “The Real Migration Crisis” https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/turkish-comic-jailed-for-calling-president-erdogans-hairline-the-real-migration-crisis/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/turkish-comic-jailed-for-calling-president-erdogans-hairline-the-real-migration-crisis/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 15:53:49 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2741 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/turkish-comic-jailed-for-calling-president-erdogans-hairline-the-real-migration-crisis/feed/ 0 Scientists Finally Demolish the Greenhouse that Has Been Causing Global Warming https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/scientists-finally-demolish-the-greenhouse-that-has-been-causing-global-warming/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/scientists-finally-demolish-the-greenhouse-that-has-been-causing-global-warming/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 15:51:37 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2739 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/scientists-finally-demolish-the-greenhouse-that-has-been-causing-global-warming/feed/ 0 Ecological Survey Sheds Light on Uncharted Depths of SIO https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/ecological-survey-sheds-light-on-uncharted-depths-of-sio/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/ecological-survey-sheds-light-on-uncharted-depths-of-sio/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 15:46:41 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2737 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/ecological-survey-sheds-light-on-uncharted-depths-of-sio/feed/ 0 Population Embarks on Operant Conditioning of Government https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/population-embarks-on-operant-conditioning-of-government/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/population-embarks-on-operant-conditioning-of-government/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 15:43:25 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2735 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/population-embarks-on-operant-conditioning-of-government/feed/ 0 What’s With All This Hullabaloo About Hamilton? https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/opinion/editorial/whats-with-all-this-hullabaloo-about-hamilton/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/opinion/editorial/whats-with-all-this-hullabaloo-about-hamilton/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 15:41:08 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2733 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/opinion/editorial/whats-with-all-this-hullabaloo-about-hamilton/feed/ 0 Recess Canceled After Polarizing Mud-Slinging Fight https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/recess-canceled-after-polarizing-mud-slinging-fight/ https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/recess-canceled-after-polarizing-mud-slinging-fight/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2016 13:58:34 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2731 https://themq.org/2016/06/articles/news/recess-canceled-after-polarizing-mud-slinging-fight/feed/ 0