Volume 22 Issue 5 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Wed, 13 Mar 2019 19:59:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 22 Issue 5 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Persephone Refuses to Leave Underworld Due to Climate Change Denial https://themq.org/2019/03/articles/news/persephone-refuses-to-leave-underworld-due-to-climate-change-denial/ Wed, 13 Mar 2019 07:00:51 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3402 Updated CAPEs to Include Judgement of Peers https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/updated-capes-to-include-judgement-of-peers/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:40:27 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2833 White Ann Arbor Child Finds Worm in Apple, Michigan Governor Issues State of Emergency https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/white-ann-arbor-child-finds-worm-in-apple-michigan-governor-issues-state-of-emergency/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:38:02 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2831 HarperCollins Announces Release of Newly-Discovered Harper Lee “Lost Manuscripts” https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/harpercollins-announces-release-of-newly-discovered-harper-lee-lost-manuscripts/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:35:42 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2829 Californians Forced to Choose Between Water and Food, Almonds Win https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/californians-forced-to-choose-between-water-and-food-almonds-win/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:33:10 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2827 Catholics Postpone St. Patrick’s Day until after Lent, Plan to Get Drunk Guilt-Free https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/catholics-postpone-st-patricks-day-until-after-lent-plan-to-get-drunk-guilt-free/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:29:22 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2825 LAPD Officers Arrested in LAPD Drug Bust on LAPD Cocaine Stronghold https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/lapd-officers-arrested-in-lapd-drug-bust-on-lapd-cocaine-stronghold/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:24:38 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2823 Badass First Year Skips First Discussion Section of His College Career https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/badass-first-year-skips-first-discussion-section-of-his-college-career/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:21:40 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2821 Far Right Calls for End to Annual Migration of Monarch Butterflies https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/far-right-calls-for-end-to-annual-migration-of-monarch-butterflies/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:18:24 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2819 Area Man Recycles, Saves Planet https://themq.org/2016/03/articles/news/area-man-recycles-saves-planet/ Wed, 09 Mar 2016 19:14:02 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=2817