Volume 22 Issue 2 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Mon, 04 Feb 2019 06:06:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Volume 22 Issue 2 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Developer of “Melted Ice” Releases New Product Line: “Condensed Steam” https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/developer-of-melted-ice-releases-new-product-line-condensed-steam/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 18:04:20 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3082 KKK Adjusts to Social Climate with New Progressive Corporate Policies https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/kkk-adjusts-to-social-climate-with-new-progressive-corporate-policies/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 18:01:30 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3080 Elon Musk Plans Underwater Mars Colony https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/elon-musk-plans-underwater-mars-colony/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:59:19 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3078 UCSD Requires Integrity Tutorial, Pre-Med Students More Cutthroat Than Ever https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/ucsd-requires-integrity-tutorial-pre-med-students-more-cutthroat-than-ever/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:57:14 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3076 Local Instagram Users Capture Never-Before-Seen Sunset https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/local-instagram-users-capture-never-before-seen-sunset/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:54:45 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3074 At Least My Dead Son Didn’t Have Autism https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/opinion/editorial/at-least-my-dead-son-didnt-have-autism/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:53:15 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3072 Toupee Manufacturer Severs Ties with GOP Candidate Donald Trump https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/toupee-manufacturer-severs-ties-with-gop-candidate-donald-trump/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:46:45 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3070 Neighboring Holidays Grow Nervous as Christmas Continues to Expand https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/neighboring-holidays-grow-nervous-as-christmas-continues-to-expand/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:44:42 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3068 Freshman Attempts Fresh Start, Grows Shitty Beard https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/freshman-attempts-fresh-start-grows-shitty-beard/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:42:41 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3066 Freshman’s First Bus Ride Leads To Self Realization as Navigator, Woman https://themq.org/2015/11/articles/news/freshmans-first-bus-ride-leads-to-self-realization-as-navigator-woman/ Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:39:59 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3064