26.4 – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Wed, 04 Nov 2020 05:50:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png 26.4 – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Best Actor Goes to a White Man for the First Time Since 2018 https://themq.org/2020/02/briefs/best-actor-goes-to-a-white-man-for-the-first-time-since-2018/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:02:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4474 Local CS Major Abandons App Design Made Just as a Resume Booster https://themq.org/2020/02/briefs/local-cs-major-abandons-app-design-made-just-as-a-resume-booster/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:02:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4476 Valentine’s Day Goes Paperless to Appeal to “Those Whiny Kids” https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/valentines-day-goes-paperless-to-appeal-to-those-whiny-kids/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:02:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4543 Area Man Just Waiting for an Opportunity to Talk About the Horses Outside of PF Chang’s https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/area-man-just-waiting-for-an-opportunity-to-talk-about-the-horses-outside-of-pf-changs/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:01:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4511 Local Man Can’t Understand Why He Can’t Bring up Gore at the Dinner Table https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/local-man-cant-understand-why-he-cant-bring-up-gore-at-the-dinner-table/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:01:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4514 Child Politician Criticized for Inconsistency After Position on Favorite Color Changes https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/child-politician-criticized-for-inconsistency-after-position-on-favorite-color-changes/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:01:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4533 Scripps Institute of Oceanography Creates First Human-Whale Hybrid to Survive Rising Oceans https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/scripps-institute-of-oceanography-creates-first-human-whale-hybrid-to-survive-rising-oceans/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:01:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4536 Soldiers Enraged as Mouse and Keyboard are Disabled for Potential WWIII https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/local-coffeeshop-announces-12-months-of-christmas-soldiers-enraged-as-mouse-and-keyboard-are-disabled-for-potential-wwiii/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:01:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4539 Life Revealed to be an Elaborate Game of Mad Libs Played by the Gods https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/life-revealed-to-be-an-elaborate-game-of-mad-libs-played-by-the-gods/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4497 Personality Word Search https://themq.org/2020/02/feature/personality-word-search/ Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4605