Comments for The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Tue, 09 Apr 2024 19:05:38 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 Comment on Disney Announces Yet Another Muppet Movie by Christopher D Blasco https://themq.org/2022/10/articles/news/disney-announces-yet-another-muppet-movie/#comment-3478 Tue, 09 Apr 2024 19:05:38 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=8889#comment-3478 Honestly I am good with whatever Muppets movie it becomes. I will sit with my children and then their grandkids and watch Muppets every chance I get. I’m 42 with 5 kids, and it’s a special time for my children and I.

]]> Comment on Disney Confirms Elsa is Not a Lesbian, But Sven is a Furry by dan https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/disney-confirms-elsa-is-not-a-lesbian-but-sven-is-a-furry/#comment-3473 Sun, 07 Apr 2024 22:44:35 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4494#comment-3473 In reply to Amal briscoe.

elsa is gay

]]> Comment on Meet Giuseppe Mario, the Forgotten Third Mario Brother! by mario https://themq.org/2021/04/articles/meet-giuseppe-mario-the-forgotten-third-mario-brother/#comment-3269 Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:36:14 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6835#comment-3269 i love Super Guiseppe please touch me

]]> Comment on In-N-Out Burger Unveils New Secret Menu Item: The Quintuple‑Quintuple® by alex E https://themq.org/2024/02/briefs/in-n-out-burger-unveils-new-secret-menu-item-the-quintuple%e2%80%91quintuple/#comment-3258 Wed, 13 Mar 2024 04:44:42 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10358#comment-3258 I HATE U U DONTL LIKE OBAMA

]]> Comment on In-N-Out Burger Unveils New Secret Menu Item: The Quintuple‑Quintuple® by alexander https://themq.org/2024/02/briefs/in-n-out-burger-unveils-new-secret-menu-item-the-quintuple%e2%80%91quintuple/#comment-3257 Wed, 13 Mar 2024 04:42:55 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10358#comment-3257 Just divorced <3

]]> Comment on In-N-Out Burger Unveils New Secret Menu Item: The Quintuple‑Quintuple® by Leeada Johnson https://themq.org/2024/02/briefs/in-n-out-burger-unveils-new-secret-menu-item-the-quintuple%e2%80%91quintuple/#comment-3252 Tue, 12 Mar 2024 14:05:52 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10358#comment-3252 In these articles trying to find something grimace inducing, smart stupid, stupid smart, faintly amusing, eyebrow raising, nausea inducing, fatal jack-ass dumb, totally decerebrate fatal, ridiculous beyond elementary school, mud in the lung drowning, taipan kissing, imbecilic death guaranteeing, scandalous, shreik inducing scary, mindblowing, original, cis-heterosexual sexually vulgar, deviant queer pervert, lesbian Emily Pankhurst frigid, plain funny, plain stupid, punny, tongue in cheek, entertaining, decapitating Darwin award winning, Idi Amin admirable guffaw making, witty, or just plain satirical in these reports, something Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, George Bush, Barack Pontificating Hussein Obama, Camel-lalaland Harris, Sarah Palinesque, Dave Chapelle, Alexandra Very Occasional Cortex, Rashida Tlaib astounding, would have been notable.
All I see is 2/3rds Stooges, Adam Sandler, Rob Meathead Reiner, Will Ferrell, Ellen/Elliott Page, Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg, Robert DeNiro fatuosities, that raise nothing so much as e-coli malaise. Instead of open the Frat Party door to Yogi Berra, or Gentlemen’s Club Jonathan Swift, we are being served PeeWee Herman, or Ted Bundy.
Among 330 million Americans, can’t you find anything amusing?

]]> Comment on Disney Confirms Elsa is Not a Lesbian, But Sven is a Furry by Amal briscoe https://themq.org/2020/02/articles/news/disney-confirms-elsa-is-not-a-lesbian-but-sven-is-a-furry/#comment-3083 Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:37:13 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=4494#comment-3083 In reply to Sandra steen.

I hate all or the stupid LGBTQ+ stuff it’s so ridiculous and it’s not normal I know people that have boycotted the entire business as a whole, my best friend, my parents, grandparents, cousin, mother in law etc.
FIND ELSA A MAN!

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]]> Comment on Meet Giuseppe Mario, the Forgotten Third Mario Brother! by Blake https://themq.org/2021/04/articles/meet-giuseppe-mario-the-forgotten-third-mario-brother/#comment-2883 Thu, 25 Jan 2024 17:25:23 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6835#comment-2883 THIS IS A LIE I KNOW IT!!! I KNOW IT!!!

]]> Comment on Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual? by James Knoth https://themq.org/2021/04/briefs/is-bowser-gay-or-bisexual/#comment-2860 Sun, 21 Jan 2024 17:54:52 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6774#comment-2860 In reply to your mum.

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