Comments for The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Thu, 30 Apr 2026 14:24:25 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 Comment on UCSD Unveils New AI Therapist by Prateek https://themq.org/2026/02/articles/news/ucsd-unveils-new-ai-therapist/#comment-11358 Thu, 30 Apr 2026 14:24:25 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12624#comment-11358 Can’t wait until it rolls out globally. Where I live the air is polluted and water is scarce. I am glad for a loving and understanding data centre to be able to use them well if I can’t.

]]> Comment on Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual? by Nunya https://themq.org/2021/04/briefs/is-bowser-gay-or-bisexual/#comment-11225 Thu, 09 Apr 2026 20:27:07 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6774#comment-11225 You people are sexually obsessed and deluded

]]> Comment on Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual? by Your dad https://themq.org/2021/04/briefs/is-bowser-gay-or-bisexual/#comment-11223 Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:47:30 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6774#comment-11223 Do they know back then gay was a insult that’s why maybe he said it?

]]> Comment on MTS Exclusive Offer Was Available October 1–30 ONLY by shoe box https://themq.org/2023/11/briefs/mts-exclusive-offer-was-available-october-1-30-only/#comment-11144 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 04:23:20 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9982#comment-11144 This is the best article I’ve ever read

]]> Comment on Elon Musk Unveils All-Electric Attack Helicopter by Jaap https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/elon-musk-unveils-all-electric-attack-helicopter/#comment-11136 Sat, 21 Mar 2026 02:11:47 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=865#comment-11136 In één woord fantastisch.

]]> Comment on Scientists Discover Where the Time Goes by Gary https://themq.org/2024/09/articles/news/scientists-discover-where-the-time-goes/#comment-11135 Fri, 20 Mar 2026 23:32:56 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10789#comment-11135 To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub!!!

]]> Comment on Men are Taking Credit for Women’s Work, and Now We Know Why by Dear https://themq.org/2019/05/articles/news/men-are-taking-credit-for-womens-work-and-now-we-know-why/#comment-11133 Fri, 20 Mar 2026 17:26:44 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3663#comment-11133 What was the name of this study and where was it published? Would you please give us a link to it?

]]> Comment on Cows Begin Producing Oat Milk, Cater to Queer Community by Luis https://themq.org/2026/03/articles/news/cows-begin-producing-oat-milk-cater-to-queer-community/#comment-11105 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 18:34:43 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12852#comment-11105 great advancement to science! I wonder if the phenotype that allowed gene expression to make cows produce oatmilk is related to the gene that makes human gay.

]]> Comment on Cows Begin Producing Oat Milk, Cater to Queer Community by Luis https://themq.org/2026/03/articles/news/cows-begin-producing-oat-milk-cater-to-queer-community/#comment-11104 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 18:32:41 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12852#comment-11104 Great advancement in science! I wonder if the phenotipical gene expression that allowed the cows to mutate to produce oat milk is related to the gene that makes humans gay. go science!

]]> Comment on The Worm From The Labyrinth Is the Best Character Ever and Here’s Why by AmandaRein https://themq.org/2021/12/articles/opinion/editorial/the-worm-from-the-labyrinth-is-the-best-character-ever-and-heres-why/#comment-10998 Sat, 28 Feb 2026 04:55:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=7710#comment-10998 In reply to Issac.

Yes finally someone gets it !

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