Holidays – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Thu, 11 Jun 2026 10:42:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Holidays – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 National Men’s Day Declared Federal Holiday https://themq.org/2026/03/articles/news/national-mens-day-declared-federal-holiday/ Wed, 11 Mar 2026 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12806 Woman Holds Auditions to Find Valentine https://themq.org/2026/02/articles/news/woman-holds-auditions-to-find-valentine/ Wed, 04 Feb 2026 19:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12658 United States Places 200% Tariffs on North Pole Imports https://themq.org/2025/11/articles/news/united-states-places-200-tariffs-on-north-pole-imports/ Wed, 26 Nov 2025 19:03:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12394 Santa on Ozempic https://themq.org/2025/11/articles/news/santa-on-ozempic/ Wed, 26 Nov 2025 19:01:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12443 UCSD Extends Quarter for Chemistry Department ‘Christmas Final’ https://themq.org/2025/11/articles/news/ucsd-extends-quarter-for-chemistry-department-christmas-final/ Wed, 26 Nov 2025 19:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12397 Grinch ‘Fucking Pissed’ https://themq.org/2025/11/articles/news/grinch-fucking-pissed/ Wed, 26 Nov 2025 19:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12407 Santa Requests Protein Shake Instead of Milk and Cookies https://themq.org/2025/11/articles/news/santa-requests-protein-shake-instead-of-milk-and-cookies/ Wed, 26 Nov 2025 19:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12427 Jack ‘O Lantern to Retire, Replaced by Daughter Jill https://themq.org/2025/10/articles/news/jack-o-lantern-to-retire-replaced-by-daughter-jill/ Wed, 29 Oct 2025 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=12256 Christmas Decor to Change Alongside Climate https://themq.org/2024/02/articles/news/christmas-decor-to-change-alongside-climate/ Wed, 07 Feb 2024 19:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10299 Absolut Unveils Pink-Flavored, Mercury-Infused Vodka for Pride Month https://themq.org/2023/05/articles/news/absolut-unveils-pink-flavored-mercury-infused-vodka-for-pride-month/ Wed, 31 May 2023 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9582