Samantha Cane – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Tue, 26 Feb 2019 23:29:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Samantha Cane – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 UCSD Opens First On-Campus Medical Marijuana Dispensary https://themq.org/2019/02/articles/news/ucsd-opens-first-on-campus-medical-marijuana-dispensary/ Wed, 06 Feb 2019 10:16:02 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3227 “Fuck It, There’s No God,” Says Pope in Surprising Press Conference https://themq.org/2018/09/articles/news/fuck-it-theres-no-god-says-pope-in-surprising-press-conference/ Wed, 26 Sep 2018 23:12:39 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=468 2019 Met Gala Theme Leaked: “Veganism” https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/2019-met-gala-theme-leaked-veganism/ Wed, 06 Jun 2018 23:22:59 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=633 Local Astrologists Find Geminis to Be More Dangerous Than Previously Thought https://themq.org/2018/03/articles/news/local-astrologists-find-geminis-to-be-more-dangerous-than-previously-thought/ Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:29:56 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=861 CEO Fired for Typing with Two Fingers https://themq.org/2018/02/articles/news/ceo-fired-for-typing-with-two-fingers/ Thu, 08 Feb 2018 01:23:31 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1173 East Coast Really Cold, Showing Signs that Global Warming Ceased https://themq.org/2018/02/articles/news/east-coast-really-cold-showing-signs-that-global-warming-ceased/ Thu, 08 Feb 2018 00:40:52 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1153 Area Man Declares Christmas Colors Boring, Is Actually Colorblind https://themq.org/2017/12/briefs/area-man-declares-christmas-colors-boring-is-actually-colorblind/ Thu, 07 Dec 2017 04:08:06 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1272 Biologist Lands Terrible Job, Still Relieved He’s Not an Artist https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/news/biologist-lands-terrible-job-still-relieved-hes-not-an-artist/ Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:57:31 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1430 Halloween Party Ruined by Untimely Serial Killer: “This Isn’t the One We Hired” https://themq.org/2017/11/briefs/halloween-party-ruined-by-untimely-serial-killer-this-isnt-the-one-we-hired/ Wed, 01 Nov 2017 07:21:01 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1476 UCSD Hypnotist Discovered to Incorporate Threats in Act https://themq.org/2017/09/briefs/ucsd-hypnotist-discovered-to-incorporate-threats-in-act/ Wed, 27 Sep 2017 07:54:38 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1516