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3232Clocks Fail to Change for Daylight Saving Time, No One Notices
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https://themq.org/2024/02/articles/news/new-car-headlights-to-be-replaced-with-floodlights/
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https://themq.org/2023/12/feature/the-mqs-horoscopes-for-december/
https://themq.org/2023/12/feature/the-mqs-horoscopes-for-december/#respondWed, 06 Dec 2023 19:00:00 +0000https://themq.org/?p=10139https://themq.org/2023/12/feature/the-mqs-horoscopes-for-december/feed/0It’s Not Hazing vs I Can’t See Anything in This Fog
https://themq.org/2023/11/articles/its-not-hazing-vs-i-cant-see-anything-in-this-fog/
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https://themq.org/2023/09/articles/opinion/editorial/my-study-abroad-experience-changed-my-life-and-youre-going-to-hear-about-it-whether-you-want-to-or-not/
https://themq.org/2023/09/articles/opinion/editorial/my-study-abroad-experience-changed-my-life-and-youre-going-to-hear-about-it-whether-you-want-to-or-not/#respondWed, 27 Sep 2023 18:00:00 +0000https://themq.org/?p=9736https://themq.org/2023/09/articles/opinion/editorial/my-study-abroad-experience-changed-my-life-and-youre-going-to-hear-about-it-whether-you-want-to-or-not/feed/0Pluto Violates Subscription Terms, Loses Planetary Status
https://themq.org/2023/05/articles/news/pluto-violates-subscription-terms-loses-planetary-status/
https://themq.org/2023/05/articles/news/pluto-violates-subscription-terms-loses-planetary-status/#respondWed, 31 May 2023 18:01:00 +0000https://themq.org/?p=9574https://themq.org/2023/05/articles/news/pluto-violates-subscription-terms-loses-planetary-status/feed/0UC San Diego Bans Sale of Caffeinated Beverages
https://themq.org/2023/03/articles/news/uc-san-diego-bans-sale-of-caffeinated-beverages/
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https://themq.org/2023/03/articles/opinion/editorial/organic-chemistry-is-made-up/#respondWed, 15 Mar 2023 18:00:00 +0000https://themq.org/?p=9416https://themq.org/2023/03/articles/opinion/editorial/organic-chemistry-is-made-up/feed/0Local Student Stops Getting Gas, Car Still Runs “Just Fine”
https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/local-student-stops-getting-gas-car-still-runs-just-fine/
https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/local-student-stops-getting-gas-car-still-runs-just-fine/#respondWed, 08 Feb 2023 19:05:00 +0000https://themq.org/?p=9253https://themq.org/2023/02/briefs/local-student-stops-getting-gas-car-still-runs-just-fine/feed/0Horoscopes for February 8, 2023
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