Ethan Coston – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Tue, 26 Feb 2019 23:31:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Ethan Coston – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Hillary Clinton Announces 2020 Presidential Run, Will Do Everything the Same as Last Time https://themq.org/2019/02/articles/news/hillary-clinton-announces-2020-presidential-run-will-do-everything-the-same-as-last-time/ Wed, 06 Feb 2019 10:15:17 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3224 Professor Bans Phones to Prevent Students From Watching Sex Tape https://themq.org/2019/02/briefs/professor-bans-phones-to-prevent-students-from-watching-sex-tape/ Wed, 06 Feb 2019 09:00:55 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3172 CALPIRG Hires Ghosts to Harass Students in Their Dreams https://themq.org/2018/10/articles/news/calpirg-hires-ghosts-to-harass-students-in-their-dreams/ Wed, 31 Oct 2018 07:11:00 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=1015 UCSD Begins Construction on RIMAC Field Parking Structure, Cites Lack of Parking Due to Construction https://themq.org/2018/09/articles/news/ucsd-begins-construction-on-rimac-field-parking-structure-cites-lack-of-parking-due-to-construction/ Thu, 27 Sep 2018 01:42:19 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=497 HDH Replaces Dining Hall Meals With Dog Food, Students Deem It an Improvement https://themq.org/2018/06/articles/news/hdh-replaces-dining-hall-meals-with-dog-food-students-deem-it-an-improvement/ Thu, 07 Jun 2018 06:30:34 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=693