Dylan Towner – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Tue, 12 Mar 2024 06:52:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Dylan Towner – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 We’ve Got to Do Something about This Rat Problem vs There’s No Such Thing as a ‘Rat Problem’ https://themq.org/2024/03/articles/weve-got-to-do-something-about-this-rat-problem-vs-theres-no-such-thing-as-a-rat-problem/ https://themq.org/2024/03/articles/weve-got-to-do-something-about-this-rat-problem-vs-theres-no-such-thing-as-a-rat-problem/#respond Wed, 13 Mar 2024 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10437 https://themq.org/2024/03/articles/weve-got-to-do-something-about-this-rat-problem-vs-theres-no-such-thing-as-a-rat-problem/feed/ 0 Iowa Becomes First Woman-Free State https://themq.org/2024/02/articles/news/iowa-becomes-first-woman-free-state/ https://themq.org/2024/02/articles/news/iowa-becomes-first-woman-free-state/#respond Wed, 07 Feb 2024 19:02:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10220 https://themq.org/2024/02/articles/news/iowa-becomes-first-woman-free-state/feed/ 0 Rats Unionize https://themq.org/2023/12/briefs/rats-unionize/ https://themq.org/2023/12/briefs/rats-unionize/#respond Wed, 06 Dec 2023 19:02:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10123 https://themq.org/2023/12/briefs/rats-unionize/feed/ 0 University Claims ‘The Creature Isn’t Our Problem’ https://themq.org/2023/12/articles/news/university-claims-the-creature-isnt-our-problem/ https://themq.org/2023/12/articles/news/university-claims-the-creature-isnt-our-problem/#respond Wed, 06 Dec 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=10104 https://themq.org/2023/12/articles/news/university-claims-the-creature-isnt-our-problem/feed/ 0 Australia Loses War to Emus Again https://themq.org/2023/11/briefs/australia-loses-war-to-emus-again/ https://themq.org/2023/11/briefs/australia-loses-war-to-emus-again/#respond Wed, 01 Nov 2023 18:04:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9984 https://themq.org/2023/11/briefs/australia-loses-war-to-emus-again/feed/ 0 The Mobile Ordering System on Campus Is an Unstable Nightmare vs The Triton2Go System Works  Perfectly, You’re Just Being a Baby https://themq.org/2023/11/articles/the-mobile-ordering-system-on-campus-is-an-unstable-nightmare-vs-the-triton2go-system-works-perfectly-youre-just-being-a-baby/ https://themq.org/2023/11/articles/the-mobile-ordering-system-on-campus-is-an-unstable-nightmare-vs-the-triton2go-system-works-perfectly-youre-just-being-a-baby/#respond Wed, 01 Nov 2023 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=9920 https://themq.org/2023/11/articles/the-mobile-ordering-system-on-campus-is-an-unstable-nightmare-vs-the-triton2go-system-works-perfectly-youre-just-being-a-baby/feed/ 0