Daniel Clinton – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Wed, 26 Aug 2020 02:32:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Daniel Clinton – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 UCSD Opens First On-Campus Medical Marijuana Dispensary https://themq.org/2019/02/articles/news/ucsd-opens-first-on-campus-medical-marijuana-dispensary/ Wed, 06 Feb 2019 10:16:02 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=3227 Walmart to Offer Customers 50 Percent Off During an Active Shooting https://themq.org/2018/12/briefs/walmart-to-offer-customers-50-percent-off-during-an-active-shooting/ Fri, 07 Dec 2018 08:02:55 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1926 Local College Student Concerned About Politics, Does Nothing About It https://themq.org/2018/09/articles/local-college-student-concerned-about-politics-does-nothing-about-it/ Thu, 27 Sep 2018 02:42:51 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=517 Local Woman Saves Trash for Art Project She Will Use “Later” https://themq.org/2018/06/briefs/local-woman-saves-trash-for-art-project-she-will-use-later/ Wed, 06 Jun 2018 21:39:29 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=587 Research Shows Your Childhood Bullies Were Right https://themq.org/2018/03/briefs/research-shows-your-childhood-bullies-were-right/ Wed, 14 Mar 2018 22:40:31 +0000 http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=765 UCSD Ranked Second Among Universities that Look Like a Shoe From Aerial View https://themq.org/2017/12/articles/news/ucsd-ranked-second-among-universities-that-look-like-a-shoe-from-aerial-view/ Thu, 07 Dec 2017 04:29:41 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1287 Editorial: Hey, Hey! Wait for Me to Leave Class before You Enter, Asshole https://themq.org/2017/11/articles/opinion/editorial/editorial-hey-hey-wait-for-me-to-leave-class-before-you-enter-asshole/ Wed, 01 Nov 2017 17:44:08 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1384 Local Professor Writes Final Drunk, Only Student Who Passed Was Also Drunk https://themq.org/2017/09/articles/news/local-professor-writes-final-drunk-only-student-who-passed-was-also-drunk/ Wed, 27 Sep 2017 08:31:44 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1544 Local Snitch Did Not Get Stitches, Bled Out on the Floor https://themq.org/2017/09/articles/news/local-snitch-did-not-get-stitches-bled-out-on-the-floor/ Wed, 27 Sep 2017 08:21:31 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1538 Trump Paints White House Green for Some Fucking Reason https://themq.org/2017/09/briefs/trump-paints-white-house-green-for-some-fucking-reason/ Wed, 27 Sep 2017 08:11:38 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=1526