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3232UCSD Professor Reluctant to Go Back to Class Because of “All Those Lame Freshies”
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https://themq.org/2018/09/articles/news/ucsd-professor-reluctant-to-go-back-to-class-because-of-all-those-lame-freshies/#respondWed, 26 Sep 2018 23:56:40 +0000http://box5115.temp.domains/~themqorg/?p=477https://themq.org/2018/09/articles/news/ucsd-professor-reluctant-to-go-back-to-class-because-of-all-those-lame-freshies/feed/0Eagles Fans Disappointed in Super Bowl Win: “We’ve Peaked”
https://themq.org/2018/02/briefs/eagles-fans-disappointed-in-super-bowl-win-weve-peaked/
https://themq.org/2018/02/briefs/eagles-fans-disappointed-in-super-bowl-win-weve-peaked/#respondWed, 07 Feb 2018 23:59:44 +0000https://themq.org/?p=1133https://themq.org/2018/02/briefs/eagles-fans-disappointed-in-super-bowl-win-weve-peaked/feed/0Editorial: With All the Upheaval in Hollywood, Thank God We Have Good Men Like Lauer Submitted November 26, 2017
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https://themq.org/2017/09/articles/news/area-men-in-stall-standoff-as-both-refuse-to-poop-until-the-other-leaves-restroom/
https://themq.org/2017/09/articles/news/area-men-in-stall-standoff-as-both-refuse-to-poop-until-the-other-leaves-restroom/#respondWed, 27 Sep 2017 09:16:35 +0000https://themq.org/?p=1548https://themq.org/2017/09/articles/news/area-men-in-stall-standoff-as-both-refuse-to-poop-until-the-other-leaves-restroom/feed/0Graduating Senior Regrets Time Not Spent Complaining About UCSD
https://themq.org/2017/06/articles/news/graduating-senior-regrets-time-not-spent-complaining-about-ucsd/
https://themq.org/2017/06/articles/news/graduating-senior-regrets-time-not-spent-complaining-about-ucsd/#respondWed, 07 Jun 2017 08:30:12 +0000https://themq.org/?p=1789https://themq.org/2017/06/articles/news/graduating-senior-regrets-time-not-spent-complaining-about-ucsd/feed/0James Cameron to Film All Four “Avatar” Sequels in One Take
https://themq.org/2017/03/articles/news/james-cameron-to-film-all-four-avatar-sequels-in-one-take/
https://themq.org/2017/03/articles/news/james-cameron-to-film-all-four-avatar-sequels-in-one-take/#respondThu, 16 Mar 2017 05:01:30 +0000https://themq.org/?p=2164https://themq.org/2017/03/articles/news/james-cameron-to-film-all-four-avatar-sequels-in-one-take/feed/0Man Discovers Other Religions “Not Just Different Forms of Catholicism”
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https://themq.org/2017/03/briefs/man-discovers-other-religions-not-just-different-forms-of-catholicism/#respondThu, 16 Mar 2017 00:16:31 +0000https://themq.org/?p=2127https://themq.org/2017/03/briefs/man-discovers-other-religions-not-just-different-forms-of-catholicism/feed/0Children’s Book About Mean Frog “Not a Sociopolitical Metaphor,” Author Insists
https://themq.org/2017/02/articles/news/childrens-book-about-mean-frog-not-a-sociopolitical-metaphor-author-insists/
https://themq.org/2017/02/articles/news/childrens-book-about-mean-frog-not-a-sociopolitical-metaphor-author-insists/#respondWed, 08 Feb 2017 20:11:56 +0000https://themq.org/?p=2227https://themq.org/2017/02/articles/news/childrens-book-about-mean-frog-not-a-sociopolitical-metaphor-author-insists/feed/0U.S. Prison Guards Negligent, Panopticon-Opticon Built to Watch Guards
https://themq.org/2016/11/articles/news/u-s-prison-guards-negligent-panopticon-opticon-built-to-watch-guards/
https://themq.org/2016/11/articles/news/u-s-prison-guards-negligent-panopticon-opticon-built-to-watch-guards/#respondThu, 01 Dec 2016 03:44:40 +0000https://themq.org/?p=2348https://themq.org/2016/11/articles/news/u-s-prison-guards-negligent-panopticon-opticon-built-to-watch-guards/feed/0Breaks Time, Man Builds Time Machine
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