Megan Cox – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Tue, 08 Dec 2020 07:13:16 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Megan Cox – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Scientists Prove You Should Buy a Gemini a Goose Sweater https://themq.org/2020/12/briefs/scientists-prove-you-should-buy-a-gemini-a-goose-sweater/ https://themq.org/2020/12/briefs/scientists-prove-you-should-buy-a-gemini-a-goose-sweater/#respond Wed, 09 Dec 2020 18:01:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6053 https://themq.org/2020/12/briefs/scientists-prove-you-should-buy-a-gemini-a-goose-sweater/feed/ 0 Mall Santa “a Little Too Eager” To Let Kid Sit On His Lap https://themq.org/2020/12/articles/news/mall-santa-a-little-too-eager-to-let-kid-sit-on-his-lap/ https://themq.org/2020/12/articles/news/mall-santa-a-little-too-eager-to-let-kid-sit-on-his-lap/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2020 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6003 https://themq.org/2020/12/articles/news/mall-santa-a-little-too-eager-to-let-kid-sit-on-his-lap/feed/ 1 How I Went From Lexa-Amateur to Lexapro https://themq.org/2020/12/articles/opinion/editorial/how-i-went-from-lexa-amateur-to-lexapro/ https://themq.org/2020/12/articles/opinion/editorial/how-i-went-from-lexa-amateur-to-lexapro/#respond Wed, 09 Dec 2020 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=6037 https://themq.org/2020/12/articles/opinion/editorial/how-i-went-from-lexa-amateur-to-lexapro/feed/ 0 Politics Aren’t That Important vs. Yes, So You Shouldn’t Vote https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/politics-arent-that-important-vs-yes-so-you-shouldnt-vote/ https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/politics-arent-that-important-vs-yes-so-you-shouldnt-vote/#respond Wed, 04 Nov 2020 18:02:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=5786 https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/politics-arent-that-important-vs-yes-so-you-shouldnt-vote/feed/ 0 Former “Gifted” Student No Longer “a Pleasure to Have in Class” https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/news/former-gifted-student-no-longer-a-pleasure-to-have-in-class/ https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/news/former-gifted-student-no-longer-a-pleasure-to-have-in-class/#respond Wed, 04 Nov 2020 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=5737 https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/news/former-gifted-student-no-longer-a-pleasure-to-have-in-class/feed/ 0 If 2020 Fucked Everyone, Then How Come I’m Still A Virgin? https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/opinion/editorial/if-2020-fucked-everyone-then-how-come-im-still-a-virgin/ https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/opinion/editorial/if-2020-fucked-everyone-then-how-come-im-still-a-virgin/#respond Wed, 04 Nov 2020 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=5794 https://themq.org/2020/11/articles/opinion/editorial/if-2020-fucked-everyone-then-how-come-im-still-a-virgin/feed/ 0 “World’s Best Grandma” Card Written in 2007 Still Holds Up https://themq.org/2020/11/briefs/worlds-best-grandma-card-written-in-2007-still-holds-up/ https://themq.org/2020/11/briefs/worlds-best-grandma-card-written-in-2007-still-holds-up/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2020 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=5828 https://themq.org/2020/11/briefs/worlds-best-grandma-card-written-in-2007-still-holds-up/feed/ 1 New From the CDC: “Social Distancing Rules Still Apply, Even if You Really Really Need a Hug” https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/new-from-the-cdc-social-distancing-rules-still-apply-even-if-you-really-really-need-a-hug/ https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/new-from-the-cdc-social-distancing-rules-still-apply-even-if-you-really-really-need-a-hug/#respond Wed, 30 Sep 2020 17:04:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=5586 https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/new-from-the-cdc-social-distancing-rules-still-apply-even-if-you-really-really-need-a-hug/feed/ 0 Local Woman’s Cystic Acne “Actually Says Something Really Nice” in Braille https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/local-womans-cystic-acne-actually-says-something-really-nice-in-braille/ https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/local-womans-cystic-acne-actually-says-something-really-nice-in-braille/#respond Wed, 30 Sep 2020 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=5490 https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/local-womans-cystic-acne-actually-says-something-really-nice-in-braille/feed/ 0 “Men Are Just Funnier,” Claims Man After Saying a Woman’s Joke, But Louder https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/men-are-just-funnier-claims-man-after-saying-a-womans-joke-but-louder/ https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/men-are-just-funnier-claims-man-after-saying-a-womans-joke-but-louder/#respond Wed, 30 Sep 2020 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=5513 https://themq.org/2020/09/articles/news/men-are-just-funnier-claims-man-after-saying-a-womans-joke-but-louder/feed/ 0