Andrew Sitko – The MQ https://themq.org UC San Diego's Premiere Satire Newspaper Wed, 01 Jun 2022 04:14:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 https://themq.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/cropped-image-2018-10-16-32x32.png Andrew Sitko – The MQ https://themq.org 32 32 Study Finds New Sixth College Students Don’t Know How Good They Have It https://themq.org/2022/06/articles/news/study-finds-new-sixth-college-students-dont-know-how-good-they-have-it/ https://themq.org/2022/06/articles/news/study-finds-new-sixth-college-students-dont-know-how-good-they-have-it/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2022 17:04:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=8562 https://themq.org/2022/06/articles/news/study-finds-new-sixth-college-students-dont-know-how-good-they-have-it/feed/ 0 “Zoboomafoo” Reboot Casts Jerma as Iconic Lemur https://themq.org/2022/06/briefs/zoboomafoo-reboot-casts-jerma-as-iconic-lemur/ https://themq.org/2022/06/briefs/zoboomafoo-reboot-casts-jerma-as-iconic-lemur/#comments Wed, 01 Jun 2022 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=8444 https://themq.org/2022/06/briefs/zoboomafoo-reboot-casts-jerma-as-iconic-lemur/feed/ 2 The Card Readers on Vending Machines Eroded My Trust in Our System https://themq.org/2022/06/articles/opinion/editorial/the-card-readers-on-vending-machines-eroded-my-trust-in-our-system/ https://themq.org/2022/06/articles/opinion/editorial/the-card-readers-on-vending-machines-eroded-my-trust-in-our-system/#respond Wed, 01 Jun 2022 17:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=8457 https://themq.org/2022/06/articles/opinion/editorial/the-card-readers-on-vending-machines-eroded-my-trust-in-our-system/feed/ 0 Around the World with Cristopher Gardner: Cajun Cuisine https://themq.org/2022/05/articles/opinion/editorial/around-the-world-with-cristopher-gardner-cajun-cuisine/ https://themq.org/2022/05/articles/opinion/editorial/around-the-world-with-cristopher-gardner-cajun-cuisine/#respond Sat, 28 May 2022 22:14:55 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=8419 https://themq.org/2022/05/articles/opinion/editorial/around-the-world-with-cristopher-gardner-cajun-cuisine/feed/ 0 Local Gamer Tragically Latches on to Cool Character in Elden Ring https://themq.org/2022/03/articles/news/local-gamer-tragically-latches-on-to-cool-character-in-elden-ring/ https://themq.org/2022/03/articles/news/local-gamer-tragically-latches-on-to-cool-character-in-elden-ring/#respond Wed, 09 Mar 2022 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=8160 https://themq.org/2022/03/articles/news/local-gamer-tragically-latches-on-to-cool-character-in-elden-ring/feed/ 0 Bean Bag Shipments to Russia Halted in Support of Ukraine https://themq.org/2022/03/briefs/bean-bag-shipments-to-russia-halted-in-support-of-ukraine/ https://themq.org/2022/03/briefs/bean-bag-shipments-to-russia-halted-in-support-of-ukraine/#respond Wed, 09 Mar 2022 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=8176 https://themq.org/2022/03/briefs/bean-bag-shipments-to-russia-halted-in-support-of-ukraine/feed/ 0 Paramount Halo TV Show to Include Intern OCs https://themq.org/2022/02/briefs/paramount-halo-tv-show-to-include-intern-ocs/ https://themq.org/2022/02/briefs/paramount-halo-tv-show-to-include-intern-ocs/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2022 18:05:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=7795 https://themq.org/2022/02/briefs/paramount-halo-tv-show-to-include-intern-ocs/feed/ 1 I Only Make the Class Discords Because Everyone Else Has a God Complex and That’s Why You Should Thank Me https://themq.org/2022/02/articles/opinion/editorial/i-only-make-the-class-discords-because-everyone-else-has-a-god-complex-and-thats-why-you-should-thank-me/ https://themq.org/2022/02/articles/opinion/editorial/i-only-make-the-class-discords-because-everyone-else-has-a-god-complex-and-thats-why-you-should-thank-me/#respond Wed, 02 Feb 2022 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=7914 https://themq.org/2022/02/articles/opinion/editorial/i-only-make-the-class-discords-because-everyone-else-has-a-god-complex-and-thats-why-you-should-thank-me/feed/ 0 Wastewater Detection Systems Find Baby in Sewers After 2018 Masturbation-in-Shower Epidemic https://themq.org/2021/11/articles/news/wastewater-detection-systems-find-baby-in-sewers-after-2018-masturbation-in-shower-epidemic/ https://themq.org/2021/11/articles/news/wastewater-detection-systems-find-baby-in-sewers-after-2018-masturbation-in-shower-epidemic/#respond Wed, 24 Nov 2021 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=7553 https://themq.org/2021/11/articles/news/wastewater-detection-systems-find-baby-in-sewers-after-2018-masturbation-in-shower-epidemic/feed/ 0 Struggling Grocery Chain Adds Battle Pass to Generate Revenue https://themq.org/2021/11/briefs/struggling-grocery-chain-adds-battle-pass-to-generate-revenue/ https://themq.org/2021/11/briefs/struggling-grocery-chain-adds-battle-pass-to-generate-revenue/#respond Wed, 24 Nov 2021 18:00:00 +0000 https://themq.org/?p=7619 https://themq.org/2021/11/briefs/struggling-grocery-chain-adds-battle-pass-to-generate-revenue/feed/ 0